June 6, 2010

darling mum

  • Mum: I'm away to a graveyard mass
  • Me: Ooh sounds fun
  • Mum: Do you want to come
  • Me: *sarcastic - you know I don't cos I never do look*
  • (she asks so much and I say no so much there is an actual look)
  • Mum: I'll pray for your souls, heathens

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January 16, 2011

Fish in the Sea?

  • A: Well you know what they say - there are plenty more fish in the sea.
  • B: Well they shouldn't say that anymore because our fish stock is rapidly diminishing due to overfishing.
  • A: Oh.

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August 28, 2011

Time Travel

  • Sharon: If you had to live in another time when would it be, what would you do?
  • Me: Well I think it'd be Victorian times, maybe earlier. I'd be a princess, but I'd be able to escape from the castle to visit the town. I'd have a set of commoner clothes so I could sneak into pubs and go wild. I'd also fall in love with a commoner and it'd be a huge scandal.
  • Sharon: You've really though about this.
  • Me: Maybe. A little bit.

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April 15, 2012

Hag you're a hag!

  • Me: (To Catherine in the kitchen) Catherine, you were tagged!
  • Cat: What??
  • Me: Tagged, you were tagged!
  • Cat: (To Dad) Did you hear what she said?
  • Dad: Something about a hag.
  • Cat: (To me) Did you call me a hag? Do you want a bag? What?

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