January 2011
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Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?
JK Rowling: Yes.
Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?
JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.
Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.
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Surfing through tumblr - takes gulp of coffee -...
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End of 127 hours later. Sister turns to me and...
Sis: Oh, I've a dead leg.
GETS UP TO LEAVE. FALLS OVER INTO OTHER CHAIR.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I hope the irony isn't lost on you! HAHAHAHA (OR LOL TO YOU)
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Do you know what I do when I need to go pee and...
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Writing Personal Statements for Uni and post-grad...
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Up far too early. The shocking thing to me is that...
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Akinator: The Web Genius →
sallyella:
OK, my mother and I have seriously just wasted an hour trying to outsmart this guy. We did so very infrequently. He’s good.
WARNING: Addictive!!
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When a teacher writes something on the board...
True.
omgitsliz:
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Today is frost ridden and sunny. How to wear...
Gloves - hat - scarf and - sunglasses? No.
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Cert Madness
I have been looking for my Leaving Certificate - Cert..
I have found everything I wasn’t looking for - including my own Mothers Leaving cert. And a sunshine spirit cert from when I was 5 years old. I have now found every certificate this household has ever received but not the one I am looking for - it remains elusive.
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Exposed Scam
Oh no I’ve been exposed! Wait - what do I have to be exposed? That’s right -nothing!
An email is going around telling tumblr users they have been “exposed” and people are “talking sh*t” about them on a never-heard-of-it-before website. It’s a scam, designed to make you paranoid obviously, and then I expect to barrage you with spam and viruses.
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Fish in the Sea?
A: Well you know what they say - there are plenty more fish in the sea.
B: Well they shouldn't say that anymore because our fish stock is rapidly diminishing due to overfishing.
A: Oh.
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Jake is a cheeky bugger.
Jake the Cat: Food food foooooddd!!!
Me: There you go (empties out packet of new food)
Jake the Cat: Right. I see.
Me: Don't you want it, I thought you were hungry?
Jake the Cat: Bitch I don't eat horse. Never mind. Look - I'm just gonna go over here and try and get the last crumbs of the real food out of this box. OK?
Me: Are you being sarcastic.
Jake the Cat: Not - even - slightly.
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Anonymous asked: Do you really believe you're a geek?
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I just watched Zen (new sexy cop show on BBC), and...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b00x9x43
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When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
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Note to Self
Very nearly had a trip to A & E last night. Note to self - heating milk in the microwave is unpredictable and it will blow up your face. Like a little volcano it was.